Just for Laughs
Lately my last few posts have been quite depressing...so today, I'm endeavoring to put something funny in, cheer me up.
Enjoy and happy Tuesday!
Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.
posted by Virginia Gal @ 8:12 AM
4 Comments:
Are you trying to send us to our rooms? I'm talking to Lisa, why should I go?
But the critical point is the syrup. Is it real maple? Flavored? Low cal substitute? We need to know.
HA HA HA...I LOVE the Simpson's!!!
Joe - the idea of a glass of syrup, any kind, eeck gross, hee hee. :)
Pax - so funny, no? I love reading Simpson's quotes, they always crack me up!
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