Virginia Gal's Ministry of Justice

With all the talk of the death penalty in the news of late, I thought I'd list some of my solutions for crime and punishment (I should say right now, I'm not an altogether forgiving person, one of my favorite books is the Count of Monte Crisco, because he gets such awful revenge on those who did him wrong).

Killers/Murderers who show no remorse - send their ass to Afghanistan, to the caves to find the Taliban, its a fair fight. If they get held hostage, we don't really have to care, we didnt' want them anyway.
Child Molesters/Phidophiles - castration. These people, as it has been shown, can not be rehabilitated (they will say that themselves), so lets nip this problem in the bud.
Juvenile Deliquents - up to six months working in a Nike Factory in Indonesia, all work and no play for a nickel - suddenly life in America seems good and you'll be grateful for what you have!
White Collar Crime - people like Ken Lay and that Tyco guy, should be made poor - all their assests should be sold, the profits to be given to those they wronged and than these guys can go out and panhandle.
Serial Killers/Rapists - all put on some remote Island in the Pacific - they can stake and kill each other (it would probably be fun for them, since they like that).

Of course, the ideal solution would be to not create these people in the first place, to take care of all members of our society - people with mental health issues, children whose parents beat them, less worship of violence and condoning drug use, de-celebritizing the criminal world ... actually being a compassionate community instead of just talking about it.