Monday, June 01, 2009

June Funny

I am again traveling this week for work (to Michigan, upstate New York and Columbus, Ohio). I thought we could all use a laugh starting out the work week! My good friend H had this list when she was living up in B-town and it would make me laugh and laugh. Even as I'm reviewing the list, I'm laughing like a ninny, lol. Its super long, so I'm only putting down a few of the suggestions. I had to share - enjoy!

Ways to Order Pizza by the Phone
1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal
5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is o the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.
13. Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out.
23. Change your accent every 3 seconds.
35. Tell them to double-check to make sure that your pizza is, in fact, dead.
41. Amuse the order taker with little known facts about country music.
48. Order a slice, not a whole pizza, and have it be delivered
53. Order 2 toppings, the say, "No, they'll start fighting."
58. Use expletives like "Great Ceaser's Ghost" and "Jesus Joseph and Mary in Tinsel Town"
63. Start the call with "My call to (pizza place), Take 1, and. Action!"

9 Comments:

Blogger Molly Malone said...

i like 35 the best.

8:09 AM  
Blogger JoeinVegas said...

OK VG, which ones have you used when ordering?

11:33 AM  
Blogger Brenda said...

Hahaha, I could use some of these at that idiot run pizza hut in town. Haha!

1:24 PM  
Blogger mommanator said...

I like to say I am dislexic and order things spelt backwards and ask them to repeat my order the same way!

9:13 AM  
Blogger Virginia Gal said...

Molly - glad you enjoyed : )

Joe - none yet but I like the idea of changing accents, ha ha.

Brenda - go ahead and use - at least someone should have laughs, no??

Mommantor - LOL.

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